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Shitsville Log 02 : Shitso-Rebel War (Log Branch : Classic) The war started at the noon of August 22th. the people "Crazy_Boi92 (now known as Reagan)" and "Kodya" Have made a decision to begin the Shitso-Rebel War. While this did not cause much casualties The only issues were destroyed areas in Shitsville. This was easily solved using AdvDupe2. The Shitso-Rebel War has lasted 8 days. Shitsville has won. (Enemy forfeit) Shitsville Log 03 : The Failed "Redux" (Log Branch : Redux) After a month break of Shitsville, the owner (novaray) has begun the "Redux" Shitsville series. Shitsville Redux were expanded versions of Shitsville, with more structures and land. The idea itself was good, the one and only issue was that the lack of population made the expanded areas obsolete. Marcel has said that himself and Redux has been cut short and is now back to Shitsville02. Shitsville Log 04 : The Industriality (Log Branch : Redux) The Industriality was a part of Redux Shitsville. It was an area where punished people of Shitsville had to serve before coming back to their normal life in Shitsville. It was a good idea by itself but it was only saved in the Redux versions. Shitsville Log 05 : The New Classic (Log Branch : New Classic) A new "Redux" founded from Classic Shitsville. It has begun again from Shitsville02 and many more inventions, mechanics and gadgets have been made. So far New Classic has been the largest success of Shitsville. nova and Marc is proud. Shitsville Log 06 : The Cum Power (Log Branch : New Classic) A new power resource has been used by Shitsville. - Spermidine seperated from Semen. It's chemical formula is C7H19N3. Shitsville has chosen such power resource as it's "power reactor" is very small and miniature, allowing to place one in everyone's home. P2 : Process of Spermidine seperation While most people think that semen power is easy to produce, they would be wrong. 7 Kilowatts of power must be distributed to the Molecular seperator due to the strong bond of Semen and Spermidine. Once that is complete the Spermidine must be purified with Enzyme and Iron. all of the Spermidine molecules are fused into 5cc cubes distributed over the homes of Shitsville. Shitsville Log 07 : Log Revival (Log Branch : Ghost Town) The infobook has been discovered by vice mayor Marcel, that is me currently writing this. Many things had happened since last log titled "The Cum Power", I am willing to briefly update the infobook regarding the events that happened within this time period until now. 1. Shitsville has died for some time, mostly because of Andrew's lack of motivation into mantaining the server, thus rendering it unplayable for several weeks, and also because the mayor, Novaray had been banned for undisclosed reasons ;) 2. Eathan's realm was abandoned in favor of a rebirthed server by andrew simply titled "WORST SERVER EVER", with the rebirth of the server, so did shitsville, as Marcel had attempted to revive the town. The efforts were not useless, but without the real mayor shitsville simply could not exist. 3. Afterward shitsville was practically a ghost town for a while, however the lack of population did not discourage marcel from constantly trying, and creating inventions for the greater good of shitsville. 4. There were many breakthroughs during this time - most notably - 1) The discovery of large oil-cum deposits under gm_vyten, area currently claimed by shitsville with several pumpjacks set up 2) Invention of Airkraft, a wiremod based plane invented by Marcel, originally meant for military use it had been rebranded into a general use airkraft, however the military plans have not been fully thrown away. 3) surface to surface auto-target missle, again invented by Marcel it had been confirmed to be an amazing offensive attack against groups and of enemies, however it's greatest downsides are armored vehicles, and the fact that the missle has a risk of being inaccurate, which may have consequences ranging from simply missing the intended target, or friendly fire. 5. A modded minecraft server had been launched by WSE, despite one existing on eathan's realm, marcel took the chance and decided to build shitsville in minecraft, surprisingly, the plan had been a resounding success, mostly due to accepted ideologies such as communism (which works very well in minecraft.), and a stance "If you don't join us, we fucking murder you" instead of "Join if you wish to" 6. Acceptance of cum-glazed cinnamon rolls as a shitsville national dish 7. After a longer time of waiting for action, Andrew jokingly nominated Marcel to a new "Cum" role inside the WSE discord server, which had resulted into a rebellion against cum labeled as the "Piss - Cum war", Only one minor war took place, with the Cum nation (formerly shitsville) winning. 8. Despite the promised following war, one fateful day to be remembered Rotten had absorbed some 72 year old bread from his pantry, which had an extremely rare mutated mold that had taken over Rotten and begun the Rot Movement, completely annihilating the Piss side of the previous conflict and taking over it, now ready to fight Shitsville while corrupting the entire discord server, legends say there are still traces of rot on the server to this very day. Shitsville Log 08 : Cum Revelations (Log Branch : Ghost Town) Due to a very random energy boost in Marcel, that was Totally not related to the accidentall synthesization of cum-flavored vodka, Marcel has invented a 49% more humane cum extractor, now featuring 20% less razors and grinders as requested from the very angry letter from the people at United Nations committees, it was also not the only invention from this period, Later, a sperminide extractor has been reinvented as the third official version of itself, now greater than ever, with new safety features that wont penetrate you for looking too hard at it. Shitsville Log 09 : Cum Unrevelations (Log Branch : New clasic 2) Novaray has come back to shitsville, and moved it to gm_genesis, invited more people, starting to bring back the old glory of Shitsville. all was peaceful, until one day, disaster struck. Shitsville Log 10 : The Salafist Uprising (Long branch : New classic 2) a Salafist group compromised ofRotten, Snowy (now unbanned), Al_essander began a war against Shitsville. With a stronger population and some reinforcements, the great nation of Shitsville has put up a fair fight. For example: Ray piloting a plane and driving a tank at the same time. It lasted 20 minutes, ending with a peace treaty. Rotten who was once a valuable asset is now very unfavored in the nation of Shitsville. Shitsville Log 11 : War Preparations ( Log brach : Mew classic 2) Rotten has created a new republic, which was a large threat to Shitsville. Novaray didn't like this, as he thought that the Worst Server Ever must be united as one, and started to prepare for war against Rotten's "Worst Republic Ever". Novaray ordered Marcel to quickly make a surface-surface guided missile battery which proven effectively. Shitsville Log 12 : The Shitso-WRE War (Log branchb : New claissc 2) 24/01/31, novaray has lead an invasion into WRE consisting of 2 Leopard 2A7 tanks and 1 Cockcopter. The tanks (who were led by novaray) opened fire onto Rotten's T90MS. The T-90 took down Octopixel's tank, but novaray shot down the T-90. The cockcopter went to WRE to shoot down the people who were a threat to the Great Federation of Shitsville. When the second fleet of 2 Leopards rolled out, it met Rotten again, this time - taking it out without casualties. Al'essander has flown out his Brand New unnamed helicopter, which novaray took out with an RPG. Novaray decided to ditch his damaged tank and spawned an APC. He drove over to WRE land and got absolutely discombobulated by a tank shell. The cockcopter fought against Alex's unnamed helicopter, with the Cockcopter took out the heli. Kwebboman was spawning teleporting explosives, which proven to help. Rotten deserted and joined Shitsville, now novaray and rotten marcel went out to launch another offensive into WRE, surrounding the last member: Snowy. He surrendered and WRE was liberated to No man's land. After the event, every WRE-ist got their balls grinded, and a Salutations to our Anthem and fallen sooldiers. This was a great victory for Shitsville, increasing its reputation and legitimacy, which'll let the great Federation of Shitsville expand and recruit more trusted people of WSE. █ █ █ CHAPTER 2: The New Times █ █ █ Shitsville Log 1: The Peaceful Revolution (Log Branch: DFoS) At February of 22nd, 2024, Shitsville has switched to a democratic ruling party, to decrease diplomatic tensions, and improve Shitsville's general opinion. The President of Shitsville added 2 senators; ,,TheRottenLevel" and Marcel. Mass slavery, forced cum extractions and execution of the infertile were all banned. Freedom of speech and freedom of expression were allowed. This is thought to increase population, WSE's opinion, the admin opinion. Shitsville will improve diplomatic relations with GME and Arstotzka. Shitsville Log 2: Rising tensions (Log Branch: DFoS) (Written on the day of March 3rd) Rotten has been purged from the Government (due to treachery), due to his reputation of the Piss faction. Nova will attempt to pull the GME to join the Cum Faction. This may be the beginning of a Cold war in WSE. Shitsville Log 3: "accidental" Change of government (Log Branch: SFoS) novaray hated the stupid democratic shit and wanted chaos. Solution? Switch to Novaism, with a "small" hint of socialism. Worked greatly, wasn't liked by the outsiders tho. Shitsville Log 4: Minecraft Era (Log Branch: SFoS) A guy's home was burned down by corrupt militia, as well as unlawful declaration of war against Cocktown. Their loot stolen, fucks not given. All threats of Shitsville are either defunct or passive. Shitsville is the last standing governmental body active in WSE. Shitsville Log 5: WSE Abandoned (Log Branch: SFoS) Andrew kinda stopped working on WSE due to inactivity. Shitsville is standing due to partial activity after this HEART BREAKING MESSAGE 💔💔 Shitsville Log 6: Generation 3 Artificial Cum (Log Branch: SFoS) Shitsville has invented a new generation of artificial cum, with purities ranging from 95-98% compared to 60-68% purity of the second generation artificial cum, the lack of purity in the older generations were due to unsanitary conditions in the old cum fabricators. The new cum's purity is so high, that it is now fit for consumption, allowing for much cheaper cum consumable prices. It also allows for much higher efficiency for cum powering. It is rumored Gen 4 cum will have perfect purity and crajigglous capabilities such as replacing jizz with blood and drinking water. Shitsville Log 7: The Great Boredom (Log Branch: SFoS) WSE kind of died, the most notable things during this time were as following: -Marcel got promoted to Admin -lack of hostile opposition led to a moment of boring peace, which allowed for calm expansion of many attributes like terrain, technology and infrastructure Renaissance of the Shitsvillian technology which led to many inventions, notably: -SV01 Heavy Tank -Follower Drone -Long range Radio Broadcaster -TV Network system -S.V. Da Vinci -Automissler (Marcel & Rotten variants) -Cross Proximity Parachute Bomb -Remade Extraction Machine -Radar -RFID Identification of props and players -Almost complete remake of the Shitsville Capital, Genesis No one knew this yet, but there was something coming up that would write itself down in the history of Shitsville. Shitsville Log 8: Lifesteal (Log Branch: Lifesteal) Andrew and Marcel made a Lifesteal minecraft server, If a player killed someone, they stole a heart from the victim's total health Once someone ran out of hearts: Game over. This allowed for a powerful dynamic where death had major consequences. Initially the server was calm until one fateful hour where President Novaray issued a command to Marcel, demanding that rotten be killed or pressured into giving 5 hearts. Rotten had refused and rebelled with octo, killing Marcel and becoming traitors to the Federation as the Bamboo Empire. Shitsville Log 9: Further Conflict (Log Branch: Lifesteal) Conflict Marcel vs Andrew -Andrew and Pipitron entered the Shitsville Fort demanding returnal of stolen goods -Marcel gets notified by the residents of Andrew's presence -Marcel rushes into the fort and chases after Andrew who ran out the fort -Both engage in a fight -Andrew proceeds to send Pipitron to assist, in turn Marcel orders Andryv and Liam, -who are nearby- to help with the assault. -Milan kills Pipitron -All three gang up on Andrew -Andrew nearly kills Marcel, but he is saved by a totem of immortality -Andrew flees due to low health, Marcel eagerly chasing after -Both fall into a ravine, where Andrew is killed by Marcel. Tensions are at an all-time high. Shitsville prepares for the final blow and assault on the found enemy base. Conflict Shitsville vs Shitstormers Five of Shitsville's soldiers sneak up onto the Shitstormers HQ Island, they consist of: - Marcel - Dave - Novaray - Risk - Andryv -The company sneaks up to the mountain, after being detected they rush onto the top -The roof is breached and the headquarters are infiltrated, only to find no one inside -Andrew, Octo and Rotten start throwing poison and harming potions whilst invisible -The battalion frantically starts attacking whatever they can find -Andrew and Octo were the first to give out, continously respawning and dying -Rotten held out longer, he stayed hidden and attacked in armor when time was right -After Rotten perished, President Novaray announced Victory for Shitsville. Little did everyone know, that was only half of the shitstormer's plan. After Marcel and Nova returned to the Shitsville fort to celebrate, they discovered it had been planted with explosives and set off whilst they were away. This forced Shitsville to move the Capitol into another place. Shitsville Log 10: Pause (Log Branch: Pause) After a few days of inactivity the Lifesteal server had been shut down. The shut down wasn't permanent however, it was planned to relaunch during winter break in order to circumvent the effect school year had on server's activity. After the server shut down things slowly returned to usual business. Shitsville log 11: New tech & Oppeheimer (Log Branch: Pause) Like with any pause in conflict Marcel and Rotten got to tinkering again Marcel's side: -SV Orion Neptunium Bomb; Bomb with enough power to dissolve cities. -Electric chair; Meant for executing prisoners by electrocuting the testicles. -Flight simulator; Made out of a few screens and Airkraft for training pilots -Follower drone; equipped with turret, radio, camera and explosives is a very versatile -combat drone that follows it's owner Marcel jokingly took the name "Oppenheimer" after claiming to be the father of the neptunium bomb, he believes further research could result in upgrades to all forms of explosives used in Shitsville military. Rotten's side: -SRMAX B Self-Propelled Missile Artillery Vehicle (based on the SIFV chassis) -SIFV X General Light Tracked Vehicle Chassis -MPA02D3 Multirole Aircraft -MI-8RGRMS3 (modified Mil MI-8 fitted with missiles and a radar) -SMBT-1 (SV-03) main battle tank -XPS-2 Active Protection System -ASGK2AA3 Surface-to-Air Missile Launcher -M32 Carrier Rocket Nobody has a fucking clue what these numbers mean but at least they're all effective contraptions Shitsville log 12: Publification & Court trial (Log Branch: Pause) Andrew announced opening up the WSE server to the public via Disboard and Discord's server discovery page. This could mean many things but among many it is an opportunity to recruit more faithful citizens to the federation. It could also result in catastrophic consequences, nontheless it is a historic moment. Shortly after Andrew hosted a court trial for Snowy with the following: -Perjury -Copyright Infringement -loitering -Insurrection -Harassement -2x Sexual Harassement -2x Verbal Harassement -Being a dumbass -Violating Steam ToS -Property Damage -4x Hate speech The trial began at 20:30 snowy time (UTC+2), Andreweathan assumed the role of the Judge, Rotten stood as Defense, with the Prosecution being Marcel and Nova. The trial ended as the prosecution ran out of possible accusations to throw and defense started accusing Marcel of being a closeted gay man. The final verdict was: Change of conduct and thin ice. Despite not being a battle in the literal sense, it was a loss for Shitsville, one of the first and only losses ever suffered thorought its history. Marcel vowed to himself that it will be his personal goal to achieve a ban verdict upon the next possible occasion. █ █ █ CHAPTER 3: Public WSE █ █ █ █ █ █ CHAPTER 4: Diplomatic Relations █ █ █ Diplomatic Relations Log 1: The Great Molodovan Empire (GME) The Great Molodovan Empire is lead by Andreweathan (and Cioss as some claim). As of writing this, The Great Molodovan Empire has no members other than it's leader, Andrew. Current nation relations are: Inactive Diplomatic Relations Log 2: The Worst Republic Ever (WRE) The Worst Republic Ever was hastly created by Snowy, Rotten, and Al'essander in order to overthrow the Federation of Shitsville. As soon as it was created it launched the great "Shitso-WRE" war. Shitsville emerged victorious and shortly after changed their flag design to reflect their militaristic victory against anyone opposing them. Current nation relations are: Eliminated Diplomatic Relations Log 3: Arstotzka Arstotzka is a peaceful nation ran under the command of Kodya, Current nation relations are: Inactive Diplomatic Relations Log 4: The Cum Nation The Cum Nation was formed during the Piss-Cum war crisis, it was a simply evolved version of shitsville aiming for a complete militarization of the nation in order to have an advantage during the war. Current nation relations are: United with Shitsville Diplomatic Relations Log 5: The Piss Federation The Piss Federation was formed during the Piss-Cum war crisis, it had been against Shitsville ruling from the very beginning of it's existence, no significant wars have been provoked however, and the federation faded into obscurity as a new challanger arose for Shitsville. Current nation relations are: Defunct Diplomatic Relations Log 6: The Rot The Rot arose right after the Piss-Cum war crisis, taking the place of The Piss federation and fighting against shitsville with Rotten and Andrew at it's lead, currently it is non-existent but some traces of rot remain today. Current nation relations are: Eliminated Diplomatic Relations Log 7: Cocktown Reincarnation of WRE. Has lost a war against Shitsville. Current nation relations are: Defunct Diplomatic Relations Log 8: Luccashire Nation led by Kwebboman, established itself in gm_genesis. Appears to be preparing for war, treat as neutral until hostile action is observed or orders are given to engage. Current nation relations are: Inactive Diplomatic Relations Log 9: The Bamboo Empire/Shitstormers Founded by Andrew during the lifesteal server conflicts, Consisted of Andrew as the founder, Rotten and Octo as rebels against Shitsville, and later Snowy Annouced themselves enemy to Shitsville and Luccashire (Luccashire declared alliance in order to combat treason of Rotten and Octo) Officially changed the name to Shitstormers toward the end of the server. Current nation relations are: Inactive █ █ █ CHAPTER 5: NOTABLE PEOPLE █ █ █ Notable People Log 01 : novaray (Log Branch : Most Notable) Novaray is the President and Leader of the Great Federation of Shitsville Notable People Log 02 : Marcel (Log Branch : Most Notable) Marcel is the top engineer and Senator of Shitsville, Longest serving and most loyal Shitsvillian Officer. Notable People Log 03 : TheRottenLevel (Log Branch : Most Notable) Rotten is a great asset of shitsville, as much as an amazing engineer and as the head of the ministry of defence (probably made up since i dont wanna look it up), he had invented the radar, aswell as was of mighty help during the minecraft server Shitsville management. After the Shitso-WRE war, Rotten deserted and came back to Shitsville. Has a tendency to rebel against Shitsville, during conflicts either fights proudly in the name of Shitsville or the enemy, no in-between. Notable People Log 04 : Snowy (Log Branch : Least Favoured) Little shit that is permanently on Shitsville's yellow list Keeps getting banned and yet, keeps returning. Notable People Log 05 : TheMea (Log Branch : Least Favoured) Highly Problematic, turkish (instant offense in nova's eyes) brainrot so high he unironically thinks racism is funny Notable People Log 06 : Kwebboman/King of Luccashire (Log Branch : Questionable) Not an active member of the WSE, Leader of a nation called Luccashire Notable People Log 07 : El Chapo (Log Branch : Questionable) Chapo is an AI uncapable of any set of morals or emotions, one message he will praise cum power, the next he will call you a racial slur and tell you to kill yourself, avoid at all costs, terminate if necessary. █ █ █ CHAPTER 6: TERMINAL █ █ █ Ask novaray for further information. TERMINAL_01 TERMINAL_02 TERMINAL_03 TERMINAL_SC