Shitsville

"WE ARE LITERALLY THE BEST CONTRY IN DTHE WORLD FUCK YOU OBAMA, FUCK YOU OSAMA BIN LADEN, FUCK YOU ALIENS, FUCK EVERYONE, IF YOU DONT LIVE IN SHITSVILLE, YOU ARE A BITCHASS FUCK" -Cioss21"

The Federation of Shitsville (CUM) is a faction operating exclusively within the "Worst Server Ever" server (WSE for short), located in the Sandbox region. It exists since August 8th, 2022; however it has only recently achieved clan status, in order to protect its homeland alongside the Great Moldovan Empire, belonging to the same server. While Shitsville is a clan, it is not interested in taking over or participating in servers other than protecting its own. It is hostile to any clan members that attempt to overtake WSE.

Shitsville has an official page on the official Worst Server Ever site.

The Cum Tycoon

All of the electric energy in Shitsville is generated using cum (more precisely, <chem>C7H19N3</chem>, also known as Spermidine), that is contained within semen. The act of processing cum into pure energy is complicated, worthy enough of a "How it's Made" episode, but the process shall be described here.

C7H19N3 (Spermidine)

1. First, Cum must be attained. It may be donated by the lovely citizens of Shitsville at a collection centre. For this, the patented "Shitsvillian Extractor™" is used to suck out the sperm from the donor. The process has a high chance of shattering the pelvis of the donor and sports a 100% chance of ripping off the penis. There have also been cases where the entire body of the donor had been processed by the Extractor, however, this incident has only occurred 9 times so far, which means there is nothing to worry about. Nut can also be obtained from the ancient sperm reservoirs located under the capitol; in this case it is extracted using pumpjacks.
2. In order to separate sperm from the seminal fluid, the male reproduction fluid is centrifuged and separated, then, the nut undergoes cell lysis in order to release their contents. Finally, intense chromatography is used to separate the Spermidine from the rest of the components.
3. Final testing of the samples is done using nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) spectroscopy in order to ensure quality. Afterwards, pure Spermidine is packaged in 025x025x025 cubes and sprayed with leftover oil from the pumpjacks in order to ensure they burn evenly.

The cubes are then shipped to homes across the Federation of Shitsville in order to provide power for all of the citizens' needs.

Partaken wars

Shitsville has taken part in many wars on its grounds, this includes both clan wars and civil wars regarding disputes in WSE.

16th December: The Piss Resistance | Civil war

During this fateful day Marcel would recieve a "Cum" role in the WSE, in protest, several people began recieving piss roles. This fueled the artificial racism to the point where Shitsville called war on the Pissistance. It was one of the most brutal wars ever fought with cocks on gm_vyten, however with the snow stained in cum, piss, and the blood of soldiers, Shitsville emerged victorious with heavy losses, ending the artificial racism once and for all.

4th January: The Rot | Civil war

After a successful victory Shitsville has well-earned it's rest for about month, however it was not too long before conflict arose again. The Rot began from a single user, He had spread the rot across WSE, recruiting scattered rebels from the now assimilated Piss Resistance and attempting to overtake Shitsville. However, because of the resolve of Shitdville's soldiers The Rot has failed to do so, retreating to never be seen again.

31st January: The Salafist Uprising and Worst Republic Ever | Civil war

A Salafist group compromised of several members of the WSE had began a war against Shitsville. With a stronger population and some reinforcements, The Federation of Shitsville put up a fair fight, for example: one of our soldiers piloting a plane and a tank at the same time. The war lasted 20 minutes ending with Shitsville again liberating the enemy's compound.

The Salafist rebels scattered, then proceeded to regroup under a new name, "Worst Republic Ever" (goofy), Novaray this time ordered the war first, for he had a dream to unite WSE as one under his ruling. After re-liberating the enemy with salvos of missles all of the republic members got their balls grinded, while the national anthem played as a salute to our fallen soldiers.

34th March: The Bad Fucking Clan | Clan war

The first clan conflict that shitsville was involved in was before the conversion to a clan, and this incident is what lead to it. After learning that WSE was now considered the capital of the bad fucking clan, Shitsville revolted against bfc and took back WSE with force (russian roulette failure). Afterwards, Shitsville made The Worst Server Ever it's capital in terms of clan location.

Alliances, Enemies and Relations

okay thats it for today ( ͝סּ ͜ʖ͡סּ)_/¯

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