Shitsville

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Shitsville flag

"WE ARE LITERALLY THE BEST CONTRY IN DTHE WORLD FUCK YOU OBAMA, FUCK YOU OSAMA BIN LADEN, FUCK YOU ALIENS, FUCK EVERYONE, IF YOU DONT LIVE IN SHITSVILLE, YOU ARE A BITCHASS FUCK"

– Cioss21 (Not involved in Shitsville)

The Federation of Shitsville ("F.o.S.V.", "S.V." or "Shitsville" for short) is a Nation operating within the WORST SERVER EVER servers. It is known for its authoritarian rule and great monopoly of Serpane. Shitsville is led by three of its greatest pioneers, being President Novaray, Senator Marcel, and Engineer Rotten. It was founded on August 8th, 2022, and has operated ever since.

Ever since the the Piss Resistance war on 16th December 2022, Shitsville soldiers and soon public officials began calling out any opposition of the Federation as "Pissers" from the habit of having an enemy by such name. It shortly became associated with culture and now is widely used.

Shitsville has an official page on the official Worst Server Ever site.

Shitsville also has an active YouTube account.

Shitsville also also has an official mail address: Shitsville.gov@protonmail.com

Active & Notable Members

Name	Position	Status
Novaray	Mayor, President, Glorious Leader	Active
Marcel	Senator	Active
RottenLevel	Senior Engineer	Active
Andryv	Citizen, Reserve Soldier	Active
Octopixel	Citizen, Reserve Soldier	Active

To apply for a permanent Shitsville Citizenship, Shitsville accepts applications through their mail system.

The Serpane Tycoon

Shitsville uses a substance codenamed Serpane for many diverse purposes all across the Federation. Most of all Serpane operations involve turning it into power with the highest possible efficiency, however it is just like any other power generation method, which involves using thermal energy from burning that goes to powering a steam turbine. All other operations depend varyingly based on the sourcing method:

Main Serpane types:

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Serpane Viridian (Natural)

Serpane of natural source is derived from humans in a secretive process that is called an Extraction. It most commonly is donated by the lovely citizens of Shitsville at a collection center. For this, the patented "Serpane Extractor™" is used to "extract" Serpane from the donor. The process has a high chance of shattering several bones of the donor and sports a 100% chance of ripping off 1% of the donor's body parts and causing numerous lacerations. There have also been cases where the entire body of the donor had been processed by the Extractor. In the early days of Shitsville, Serpane Viridian was used as a way of power generation before the discovery of Serpane . Now, it is used in food production, home use, as industrial grade lubrication and other elaborate uses. All barrels containing Serpane Viridian are marked with a green color.

Serpane Leaden

Serpane Leaden is sourced from the ancient reservoirs found mainly in gm_vyten and rp_rudmerge. Analysis concluded that samples date back to neolithic era (circa 10,000 BC to 2,000 BC), thus dating back the roots of Shitsvillian traditions to the stone age. This variation of Serpane is used mainly for the production of vehicle fuel, synthetic products and the most important one being power generation in all of Shitsville. All barrels containing Serpane Leaden are marked with a yellow color.

Serpane Pseudo

As of 1/2/2025, all data involving the production or use of Serpane Pseudo has been removed from public knowledge and is kept secret by the Shitsville government. Last saved records say that the government project for researching ways of synthesizing Serpane Pseudo was shut down for being "too safe". Serpane Pseudo has been suspected to be used as a synthetic alternative to Serpane Viridian, being used for the same purposes. All barrels containing Serpane Pseudo were marked with a red color.

C₇H₁₉N₃ (Spermidine)

Power generation with Serpane Leaden

All of the electric energy in Shitsville is generated using mainly Serpane Leaden, more precisely a chemical compound in Serpane which is called C₇H₁₉N₃, also known as spermidine. The act of processing raw Serpane Leaden into packaged spermidine is complicated at first, but the process like all other methods of power generation simply revolves around turning matter into thermal energy upon burning, which is used to bring water to a steam turbine.

1. First, the Serpane Leaden is attained. As written, it is obtained from the ancient Serpane reservoirs located under their respective maps; in this case it is extracted using pumpjacks and packaged into yellow barrels to be shipped further to processing facilities.
2. The barrel of Serpane Leaden is fed to a patented spermidine synthesizer created by Marcel.
3. Inside the spermidine synthesizer, Serpane is centrifuged in order to separate the compounds. then, the substance undergoes cell lysis, in order to release contents. Finally, intense chromatography is used to separate the spermidine from the rest of the components.
4. Final testing of the samples is done using nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) spectroscopy in order to ensure quality. Afterwards, pure Spermidine is packaged in 0.25x0.25x0.25 cubes and sprayed with oil from the pumpjacks in order to ensure heat and easy ignition during the burning procedure.

The cubes are then shipped to power plants or sold in bulk across the Federation of Shitsville in order to provide power for all of the citizens' needs.

Partaken wars

Shitsville has taken part in many wars on its grounds, this includes both conflicts in WSE and civil wars .

16^th December 2023: The Piss Resistance | WSE Conflict

Picture taken during the Worst Republic Ever war. It portrays Snowy as a member of WRE surrounded by tanks, the Republic was annexed shortly after this photo was taken

During this fateful day Marcel would receive a "Serpane" role in the WSE, in protest, several people began receiving piss roles. This fueled the artificial racism to the point where Shitsville called war on the Pissistance. It was one of the most brutal wars ever fought with cocks on gm_vyten, however with the snow stained in Serpane, piss, and the blood of soldiers, Shitsville emerged victorious with heavy losses, ending the artificial racism once and for all.

4^th January 2024: The Rot | WSE Conflict

After a successful victory Shitsville has well-earned it's rest for about month, however it was not too long before conflict arose again. The Rot began from a single user, He had spread the rot across WSE, recruiting scattered rebels from the now assimilated Piss Resistance and attempting to overtake Shitsville. However, because of the resolve of Shitville's soldiers The Rot has failed to do so, retreating to never be seen again.

31^st January 2024: The Salafist Uprising and Worst Republic Ever | Civil war

A Salafist group compromised of several members of the WSE had began a war against Shitsville. With a stronger population and some reinforcements, The Federation of Shitsville put up a fair fight, for example: one Shitsville's soldiers piloting a plane and a tank at the same time. The war lasted 20 minutes ending with Shitsville again liberating the enemy's compound.

The Salafist rebels scattered, then proceeded to regroup under a new name, "Worst Republic Ever" (goofy), Novaray this time ordered the war first, for he had a dream to unite WSE as one under his ruling. Shitsvillian doctrine proved to be outdated and in need of improvement, but eventually a large part of their fighting force switched sides and Shitsville marched unopposed into enemy territory, claiming it. Afterwards, the national anthem played as a salute to our fallen soldiers.

Alliances, Enemies and Relations

Because of the current Novaist ideology, Shitsville does not posess many allies, and has many enemies that came from either rebellion or were declared war upon in order to eliminate political enemies. Shitsville however favours alliances if it can benefit their cause in the end.

The Great Moldovan Empire's Castle on an Eathan's Realm Minecraft server

The Great Moldovan Empire (GME)

The Great Moldovan Empire is lead by Andreweathan (and Cioss as some claim). As of writing this, The Great Moldovan Empire has no official members other than it's leader, Andrew.

Nation relations: Inactive, Hostile

Worst Republic Ever (WRE)

The Worst Republic Ever was hastly created by Snowy, Rotten, and Al'essander in order to overthrow the Federation of Shitsville. As soon as it was created it launched the great "Shitso-WRE" war. Shitsville emerged victorious and shortly after changed their flag design to reflect their militaristic victory against anyone opposing them.

Nation relations: Eliminated, Hostile

Arstotzka

Arstotzka is a peaceful nation ran under the command of Kodya, First emerged during the first WSE modded Minecraft server, but slowly vanished due to Kodya's inactivity

Nation relations: Inactive, Friendly

The Piss Federation

The Piss Federation was formed during the Piss-Cum war crisis, it had been against Shitsville ruling from the very beginning of it's existence, no significant wars have been provoked however, and the federation faded into obscurity as a new challanger arose for Shitsville soon after the Piss Federation's inactivity

Nation relations: Eliminated, Hostile

The Rot

The Rot arose right after the Piss-Cum war crisis, taking the place of The Piss federation and fighting against shitsville with Rotten and Andrew at it's lead, currently it is non-existent but some traces of rot remain in the old WSE discord server to this today.

Cocktown after temporarily overtaking Shitsville territory

Nation relations: Eliminated, Hostile

Cocktown

Reincarnation of WRE led by Breadtf. Mostly made as a petty "Fuck You" to Shitsville and had no serious meaning behind it. Has lost a war against Shitsville.

Current nation relations are: Eliminated, Hostile

Lucasshire

Lucasshire is a Significant monarchy based nation led by Kwebboman / King Lucas, established itself in gm_genesis.

Current nation relations are: Active, Neutral

Bamboo Empire / Shitstormers

Founded by Andrew during the lifesteal server conflicts, Consisted of Andrew as the founder, Rotten and Octo as rebels against Shitsville, and later Snowy Annouced themselves enemy to Shitsville and Lucasshire (Lucasshire declared alliance in order to combat treason of Rotten and Octo) Officially changed the name to Shitstormers toward the end of the first half of the server.

Current nation relations are: Active, Hostile

Autismtown

a shithole made by THEMEA, it had no rebellion against shitsville but yet was destroyed

Current nation relations are: Eliminated, Friendly

Lunaticville

A nation on WSEMC 5 founded by Luna (known as meowsfeed on the MC server). It's located on an island right next to Shitsville and is allied with it. Shitsville has built the estrogen factory in collaboration with Lunaticville.

Current nation relations are: Active, Allies