Shitsville

Shitsville flag

"WE ARE LITERALLY THE BEST CONTRY IN DTHE WORLD FUCK YOU OBAMA, FUCK YOU OSAMA BIN LADEN, FUCK YOU ALIENS, FUCK EVERYONE, IF YOU DONT LIVE IN SHITSVILLE, YOU ARE A BITCHASS FUCK"

– Cioss21

The Federation of Shitsville ("F.o.S.V.", "S.V." or "Shitsville" for short) is a Nation operating within the "Worst Server Ever" servers. It is known for its authoritarian rule and great monopoly of human semen. Shitsville is led by three of its greatest pioneers, being President Novaray, Senator Marcel, and Engineer Rotten. It was founded on August 8th, 2022, and has operated ever since.

Ever since the the Piss Resistance war on 16th December 2022, Shitsville soldiers and soon public officials began calling out any opposition of the Federation as "Pissers" from the habit of having an enemy by such name. It shortly became associated with culture and now is widely used.

Shitsville has an official page on the official Worst Server Ever site.

The Cum Tycoon

Shitsville uses human semen for many diverse purposes all across the Federation. Most of all cum operations involve turning it into power with the highest possible efficiency, however it is just like any other power generation method, which involves using thermal energy from burning that goes to powering a steam turbine. All other operations depend varyingly based on the sourcing method:

Main cum types:

Poster issued by the Shitsville government, encouraging use of donation centers.

Natural cum

Semen of natural source is exactly as self explanatory as needs be said. It most commonly is donated by the lovely citizens of Shitsville at a collection center. For this, the patented "Cum Extractor™" is used to suck out the sperm from the donor. There are also cases where people have been forcibly put to the extractor, however they all involve political enemies and prisoners of war. The process has a high chance of shattering the pelvis of the donor and sports a 100% chance of ripping off the phallus. There have also been cases where the entire body of the donor had been processed by the Extractor, however, this incident has only occurred 9 times so far, which means there is nothing to worry about. In the early days of shitsville, natural cum was used as a way of power generation before the discovery of oil cum. Now, it is used in food production, home use, as industrial grade lubrication and other elaborate uses. All barrels containing natural cum are marked with a green color.

Oil cum

Oil cum is sourced from the ancient reservoirs found mainly in gm_vyten and rp_rudmerge. Analysis concluded that samples date back to neolithic era (circa 10,000 BC to 2,000 BC), thus dating back the roots of Shitsvillian traditions to the stone age. This variation of cum is used mainly for the production of vehicle fuel, synthetic products and the most important one being power generation in all of Shitsville. All barrels containing oil cum are marked with a yellow color.

Artificial cum

As of 1/2/2025, all data involving the production or use of artificial cum has been removed from public knowledge and is kept secret by the Shitsville government. Last saved records say that the government project for researching ways of synthesizing artificial cum was shut down for being "too safe" and "not tortuous enough". Artificial cum has been suspected to be used as a synthetic alternative to natural cum, being used for the same purposes. All barrels containing artificial cum were marked with a red color.

C₇H₁₉N₃ (Spermidine)

Power generation with oil cum

All of the electric energy in Shitsville is generated using mainly oil cum, more precisely a chemical compound in cum which is called C₇H₁₉N₃, also known as spermidine. The act of processing raw oil cum into packaged spermidine is complicated at first, but the process like all other methods of power generation simply revolves around turning matter into thermal energy upon burning, which is used to bring water to a steam turbine.

1. First, the oil cum is attained. As written earlier it is obtained from the ancient sperm reservoirs located under their respective maps; in this case it is extracted using pumpjacks and packaged into yellow barrels to be shipped further to processing facilities.
2. The barrel of oil cum is fed to a patented spermidine synthesizer created by Marcel.
3. Inside the spermidine synthesizer, the male reproduction fluid is centrifuged in order to separate the sperm and seminal fluids. then, the nut undergoes cell lysis in order to release their contents. Finally, intense chromatography is used to separate the spermidine from the rest of the components.
4. Final testing of the samples is done using nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) spectroscopy in order to ensure quality. Afterwards, pure Spermidine is packaged in 0.25x0.25x0.25 cubes and sprayed with oil from the pumpjacks in order to ensure heat and easy ignition during the burning procedure.

The cubes are then shipped to power plants or sold in bulk across the Federation of Shitsville in order to provide power for all of the citizens' needs.

Partaken wars

Shitsville has taken part in many wars on its grounds, this includes both conflicts in WSE and civil wars .

16th December: The Piss Resistance | WSE Conflict

During this fateful day Marcel would receive a "Cum" role in the WSE, in protest, several people began receiving piss roles. This fueled the artificial racism to the point where Shitsville called war on the Pissistance. It was one of the most brutal wars ever fought with cocks on gm_vyten, however with the snow stained in cum, piss, and the blood of soldiers, Shitsville emerged victorious with heavy losses, ending the artificial racism once and for all.

4th January: The Rot | WSE Conflict

After a successful victory Shitsville has well-earned it's rest for about month, however it was not too long before conflict arose again. The Rot began from a single user, He had spread the rot across WSE, recruiting scattered rebels from the now assimilated Piss Resistance and attempting to overtake Shitsville. However, because of the resolve of Shitville's soldiers The Rot has failed to do so, retreating to never be seen again.

1st January: The Salafist Uprising and Worst Republic Ever | Civil war

A Salafist group compromised of several members of the WSE had began a war against Shitsville. With a stronger population and some reinforcements, The Federation of Shitsville put up a fair fight, for example: one of our soldiers piloting a plane and a tank at the same time. The war lasted 20 minutes ending with Shitsville again liberating the enemy's compound.

The Salafist rebels scattered, then proceeded to regroup under a new name, "Worst Republic Ever" (goofy), Novaray this time ordered the war first, for he had a dream to unite WSE as one under his ruling. After re-liberating the enemy with salvos of missiles all of the republic members got their balls grinded, while the national anthem played as a salute to our fallen soldiers.